Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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