Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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