I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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