North Korea, Best Korea!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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