This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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