on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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