Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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