I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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