shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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