I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I am mentally ready for anal.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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