Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
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You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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