Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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