dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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