Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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