your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
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Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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