I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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