sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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