Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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