my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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