Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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