I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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