Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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