HIV tests are more positive than that guy
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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