Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
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Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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