yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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