dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Randomize
