Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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