I wanna bring you to show and tell
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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