Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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