community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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