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He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
he had hair everywhere except his balls
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm too high and old for this...
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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