Yo dont text me then not text me
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
