If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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