Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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