One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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