Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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