He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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