I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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