btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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