I must be too annoying 4 u.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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