i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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