I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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