Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
bring money and cleavage
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
This toilet bowl is my home.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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