If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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