I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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