my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
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As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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