I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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