The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
