we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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