I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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