so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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