Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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