Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
