I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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