just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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