real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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