She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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