I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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