How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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