before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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