Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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